Be Kind, Rewind

You know, any movie that just sticks a generic title on it - whether or not the movie is excellent or terrible - deserves to be mocked. You really couldn't come up with anything better than "The Great Alligator"? I know it's also titled just "Alligator", but that's even more boring. At least with the "great" in there you have the hope he might be an alligator who's also a magician or something. Just the singular addition of that word immediately opens up a whole world of possibilities! What a fantastic idea, actually, an alligator magician. Claims he can make you disappear and then fucking eats you. This is yet another Gorgon release, and I have to say, this is awful. Again, their logo is the best part. The font is so-so and could work in another piece, but here it just...it doesn't do anything for the box design. It doesn't subtract anything either, don't get me wrong. It's absolutely unintrusive, which sometimes can be a g...

In todays edition of "awesome font attached to hideous graphic design upchuck", we have everyones favorite familiar classic, "A Lizard In A Woman's Skin", which not only is super direct of what the plot entails, but is just sort of a long title in general. There's a lot about this visually that's really stupid, whether it's the fact that there's what appears to be a random shot of a woman (presumably our leading lizard lady) topless in bed on the back, of the weird wrap around concept with one human eye on the back and the lizard eye on the front, but my personal favorite has to be the random ass screencap of some dude who looks like the most smug mother fucker in the world just sittin' there on the back of the box. No context. No relation to anything else. Just random smug man screencapture. Perfection. We're also gonna ignore the whole weird box they stuck around the lizard eye with their own company name on it, as if it's part...